“Mein Geschirrspüler hat scheinbar nicht vollständig erfolgreich das Geschirr gereinigt” für: das 3/4 Geschirr ist noch voller Essensüberreste…
So passiert heute, dieses Zitat stammt von mir, bei einem Gespräch mit meinem Freund.
Euphemismus des Tages
January 29th, 2008 || 2 comments || permalink
Klappkuh
January 15th, 2008 || 0 comments || permalink
Man bastelt eine Landschaft, mit Straßen etc. und fährt zu Testzwecken diese Strecke lang. Ich fliege aus der Kurve, teste unfreiwillig die Offroadfähigkeit meines Fahrzeugs, fahre über unebenes Gelände, Hügel, und was halt so dazugehört. Das Auto dreht sich ein paarmal um die eigene Achse, letztendlich fährt man rückwärts und rollt v.a. auch rückwärts einen Hügel runter. Unten angelangt dreht sich das Auto abermals und man steht quasi wieder “richtigrum” mitten in der Pampa/Hügellandschaft – weit entfernt von der Straße – und eine Kuh guckt einem entgegen. Als ich durch diese Kuh fuhr, klappte diese um… 
Äh, ja, ich hatte Spaß
Tests, part 0007
November 8th, 2007 || 0 comments || permalink
You Should Get a PhD in Science (like chemistry, math, or engineering) |
 You’re both smart and innovative when it comes to ideas.Maybe you’ll find a cure for cancer – or develop the latest underground drug. |
What Advanced Degree Should You Get?
You Should Play the Piano |
 You are a true music aficionado who loves many musical style and eras.You find music to be an escape. And you’d like to be relaxed and comfortable when you’re making it.You’re very innovative, and you have a unique way of knowing what may sound beautiful. There’s a strong possibility that you could compose some of your own work songs quite easily. While you have a lot of creative energy, you are also serious and conscientious. Your musical talent needs time, practice, and lots of privacy to flourish. Your dominant personality characteristic: your painstaking attention to detail Your secondary personality characteristic: your natural tendency to be whimsical |
What Musical Instrument Should You Play?
Your Nail Polish Color is Black |
 How you’re unique: There’s nothing about you that isn’t uniqueWhy your style rocks: You are a total indie chick… and you can pull it offWhat this color says about you: “I’m a trendsetter and don’t care what anyone else is doing!” |
What Color Nail Polish Best Fits You?
You Are a Werewolf |
 You’re unpredictable, moody, and downright freaky.You seem sweet and harmless, until you snap. Then you’re a total monster. Very few people can predict if you’re going to be Dr. Jekyll or Mr. Hyde. But for you, all your transformations seem perfectly natural.Your greatest power: Your ability to tap into nature Your greatest weakness: Lack of self control You play well with: Vampires |
You Are Scissors |
 Sharp and brilliant, you can solve almost any problem with that big brain of yours. People fear your cutting comments – and your wit is famous for being both funny and cruel. Deep down, you tend to be in the middle of an emotional storm. Your own complexity disturbs you. You are too smart for your own good. Slow down a little – or you’re likely to hurt yourself. You can cut a paper person down to pieces.The only person who can ruin you is a rock person. When you fight: You find your enemy’s weak point and exploit it. If someone makes you mad: You’ll do everything you can to destroy their life |