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Halloween-Tests und so: Vampir oder nicht, welche Süßigkeit, wie scary, Ego, Superheroine, welches Wetter, unter welchem Jahr man geboren sein sollte…

You Could Definitely Be a Vampire

Immortality, staying pretty forever, not having to get a job… you could definitely eat some flesh for these things.It’s not that you’re a murderer by nature. In fact, you’re probably the furthest thing from it.However, if you woke up a vampire, you’d certainly be able to adapt and enjoy your new lifestyle.There might not be much better than living forever, even if it means giving up your soul.What you would like best about being a vampire: Being a total outsiderWhat you would like least about being a vampire: Other vampires

Could You Be a Vampire?

Candy Cigarettes

You’re a total badass, but you don’t taste very good.

What Kind of Candy Are You?

You Are a Little Scary

You’ve got a nice edge to you. Use it.

How Scary Are You?

You Are the Super Ego

While some people may think first and act later… you often don’t act at all.You rather be safe than sorry, and you take ethics pretty seriously.Like everyone, you have some pretty crazy desires. But unlike everyone, you restrain yourself.You have high standards for your own behavior. And you happily exceed them.

Are You Id, Ego, or Superego?

You Are Trinity

“Touch me and that hand will never touch anything again.”

What Superheroine Are You?

You Are a Rainbow

Breathtaking and rareYou are totally enchanting and intriguingBut you usually don’t stick around long!You are best known for: your beautyYour dominant state: seducing

What Type of Weather Are You?

You Should Have Been Born Under:

You’ve got a ton of energy – and need plenty of room to roam.You tend to follow your whims, and it’s hard for you to stick to one thing.Specific jobs, loves, and friends are always changing and never a part of your life for long.Very intuitive, you tend to know what people are thinking before they say a word.You are most compatible with a Dog or Tiger.

What Year Should You Have Been Born Under?

What Your Black Outfit Means

You’re a sophisticated woman with big city taste.You have a strong creative force – even if you don’t wear the boldest clothes.You tend to intimidate people. But the right guy won’t be intimidated by you!Designer match: Dolce & Gabbana Signature accessory: Gold framed sunglasses

How Your Favorite Outfit Tells What Kind of Girl You Are

You Are a Purple Crayon

Your world is colored in dreamy, divine, and classy colors.You hold yourself to a sky high standard, and you are always graceful.People envy, idolize, and copy you without realizing it. You are an icon for those who know you. And while it is hard to be a perfectionist, rest assured it’s paying off!Your color wheel opposite is yellow. While yellow people may be wise, they lack the manners and class needed to impress you.

What Color Crayon Are You?

“Die von REWE sind nicht so schlimm. Die von EDEKA und Netto oder Penny sind schlimmer”

Jetzt bin ich schlauer. Es ging übrigens darum, welcher Einkaufswagen von welchem Supermarkt mehr schmerzt, wenn man ihn in die Ferse geschoben bekommt. Keine Sorge: nicht ich führe solche Gespräche – ich schnapp’ sie nur auf, wenn Hausfrauen vor mir sie führen.

Und weiß jetzt gleich drei Dinge mehr:

1. Ich will meinen MP3-Player aufladen und immer beim Einkaufen mitnehmen.
2. Ich will nicht vor Feiertagen, an Samstagen oder Freitagnachmittagen einkaufen.
3. Ich will keine Einkaufswägen, egal welches Supermarktes in meiner Ferse – nicht wegen der Schmerzen, sondern weil das ein “Sie sind mir zu nahe gekommen” wäre – dann erst die Schmerzen. Ich weiß nur nicht, für wen diese schlimmer wären. >:)

…dafür, dass man ein Nerd ist, ist, wenn man anfängt von seinem Fedora zu träumen. Und von GPS-Geräten (genauer: PDAs), auf denen man durch einen Exploit eine topographische Karte bekommt. Und davon, dass man auf der Couch sitzt, seinen Laptop auf dem Schoß hat und das Kabel vom Netzteil zum Thinkpad defekt ist – was in einem Stromschlag (inkl. der Gefühle) resultiert. Zum Glück nur ein Albtraum.